MARCH 20TH

BOX OFFICE BREAKDOWN

The numbers are in for the Box Office Weekend of Mar13th-15th, that means there’s only one thing left for us to do: BREAK IT DOWN!

We search for the movie truth about the movie future and how our box office tickey buying actions this past weekend have impacted it. Race to Witch Mountain is number 1? Watchmen only made 18 million dollars? Paul Blart is still in the top 10!!!??? What does it all mean? Let's try to find some answers here.

Remember, the Box Office is our voting booth for the movie future. H-Wood gives us more of what we pay for, so choose your movies wisely!

MARCH 18TH

WATCHMEN MOVIE REVIEW

WHAT’S UP GOOD MOVIE LOVERS!?

The title here is not a misprint. Welcome to my first MOVIE review.

Movie fans have been discussing this one pretty intensely: the change of the ending, the cut out areas of the book and of course, the blue dong.

So check out this 3 PART review. It’s in playslist form, so just play, click, play, repeat.

MARCH 13TH

THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT: PART REMAKE - PREVIEW REVIEW

WHAT’S UP GOOD MOVIE LOVERS!?

Originally this preview review was posted Jan 29th, but since the movie smears it’s remake stank across the screen today, I thought it’d be wise to bring it to the top.

TThe Remake Rape of cinematic classics continues with the defilement of the 1972 Wes Craven audience boundary-pushing horror cult hit THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. Will it be as disturbing and shocking as the original? Does it have a new creative angle? Are the messages, themes and meanings reworked to apply to our current times? Or is it just H-Wood cynically changing the wrapping on an old present and regifting because we have short term memory?

Take a journey through this 4 PART!!! PREVIEW REVIEW as we search for the Movie Truth! The player below has all 4 videos linked, so just click, watch, click, watch and repeat!  Enjoy and LONG LIVE GOOD MOVIES!

MARCH 12TH

BOX OFFICE BREAKDOWN

The numbers are in for the Box Office Weekend of Mar6th-8th, that means there’s only one thing left for us to do: BREAK IT DOWN!

Watchmen was obviously the number one movie this Box Office Weekend, but how much did it make and what does it mean for H-Wood and Zack Snyder? And since it was the only new major release, how did last week's top 10 do? Madea Goes to Jail, Taken, Coraline, He's Just Not That Into You, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Fired Up, Slumdog Millionaire, Jonas Brothers 3-D The Concert Experience and Friday the 13th Part Remake and ofcourse our money making friend Paul Blart: Mall Cop have their Box Office territory to defend.

Remember, the Box Office is our voting booth for the movie future. H-Wood gives us more of what we pay for, so choose your movies wisely!

MARCH 7TH

WATCHMEN PREVIEW REVIEW

WHAT’S UP GOOD MOVIE LOVERS!?

Movie weekend’s don’t get bigger than this. Well, maybe last year’s THE DARK KNIGHT weekend was bigger. But, still, this is pretty exciting. I’m just as hyped as you are. Don’t believe me? Think I’m bullsh*tting? Just being a hipster-poser-wannabe-fanboy? If so, for proof of nerdiness and geekdom, check out the WATCHMEN PREVIEW REVIEW below. It’s 4 PARTS!!! The video player below has all the vids, so just watch, click, watch, repeat. Hope it gets you in the mood to check out the first blockbuster release of 2009. Enjoy and LONG LIVE GOOD MOVIES!

MARCH 1ST

BOX OFFICE BREAKDOWN

The numbers are in for the Box Office Weekend of Feb 27th - Mar1st, that means there’s only one thing left for us to do: BREAK IT DOWN!

This weekend’s breakdown reviews the new Jonas Brothers movie, Tyler Perry’s success with his Madea Franchise as well as our buddy Jason, who’s fallen on hard times after having a record-breaking opening weekend.

Remember, the Box Office is our voting booth for the movie future. H-Wood gives us more of what we pay for, so choose your movies wisely!

FEB 22ND

BOX OFFICE BREAKDOWN

The numbers are in for the Box Office Weekend of Feb 20th - 22nd, that means there’s only one thing left for us to do: BREAK IT DOWN!

Last week Friday the 13th part remake was number 1. Who did it this week? Fired up? Madea Goes to Jail? Taken? Maybe Coraline, He's Just Not That into You or Slumdog MIllionaire? We know it wasn't Pink Panther 2 or Paul Blart Mall Cop. And where's Shopaholic in all of this? Get the answers in this 2 PART B.O.B.!

FEB 19TH

SCREAM MOVIE NIGHT

Movie Night is a feature length critic’s commentary. You can catch a new installment 2wice a month.

THIS WEEK’S MOVIE!

SCREAM (1996)

With all the recent slasher remakes, it’s time to look back at a movie that revitalized the dying genre back in the mid 90’s. Sit back, eat some popcorn and chill as we take a journey through Scream seeking the Movie Truth.

CLICK ON THE POSTER TO START YOUR CINEMATIC JOURNEY!

FEB 15TH

BOX OFFICE BREAKDOWN

The numbers are in for the Box Office Weekend of Feb 13th -15th, that means there’s only one thing left for us to do: BREAK IT DOWN!

Friday the 13th, The International and Confessions of a Shopaholic were new releases this week, where did they end up placing in the race for Box Office Gold? And how did solid performers like Paul Blart Mall Cop and Taken do against the new challengers?

FRIDAY, FEB 13TH

FRIDAY THE 13th: PART REMAKE PREVIEW REVIEW

WHAT’S UP GOOD MOVIE LOVERS!?

So Jason is back....becasyse H-Wood can’t come up with original ideas, they raise him from the movie dead again. Can’t this guy get a break? Hasn’t he done enough for studio bank accounts? And, HOW DIFFERENT CAN THIS BE FROM THE ORIGINAL SERIES!? To find the Movie Truth check out this 8 PART!!!! PREVIEW REVIEW. Yeah, I have a place in my horror movie heart for the Friday Franchise, so I went a little crazy with this one. The video player below has all the vids, so just watch, click, watch, repeat. Hope it gets you in the mood to check out the first major release of 2009. Enjoy and LONG LIVE GOOD MOVIES!

FEB 12TH

FRIDAY THE 13th (2009) - ORIGINS OF A REMAKE

Friday the 13th (2009) is a remake of the 1980 classic Friday the 13th. Ever wonder why a Friday the 13th remake even exists? This Friday the 13th spoof reveals the origins of the Friday the 13th remake. Before checking out Friday the 13th the remake, check out the origin story here.

FEB 8TH

BOX OFFICE BREAKDOWN

The numbers are in for the Box Office Weekend of Feb 6th -8th, that means there’s only one thing left for us to do: BREAK IT DOWN!

Includes analysis of He's Just Not That Into You, Taken, Paul Blart Mall Cop, Pink Panther 2, Push, Coraline and Fanboys. Which movie was number 1, which is falling fast or holding steady and what does it mean for the future of H-wood?

FEB 5TH

CHRISTIAN BALE TERMINATOR SALVATION RANT - PART DEUX

TBy now we’ve all heard the F-This, F-You on-the-set rant The Dark Knight unleashed  on cinematographer Shane Hurlbut for walking in the actor’s line of sight during a scene. I’m on Christian Bale’s side here. More power to him for wanting things to be as professional as possible - BUT, it was a bit over the top.

With that already public knowledge, TMPC has unearthed - yeah, like it was buried and we dug it up - sorry for that poor choice of words. Let’s cut the B.S. TMPC has spoofed the moment of craziness here. So, the lead in tease will be, “Did you know Christian went Bat-listic (sorry couldn’t help myself) on someone on-set? Wondering who? Find out here!

FEB 1ST

BOX OFFICE BREAKDOWN

The numbers are in for the Box Office Weekend of Feb 6th -8th, that means there’s only one thing left for us to do: BREAK IT DOWN!

Includes analysis of Taken, Paul Blart Mall Cop, The Uninvited, Underworld Evolution, Gran Torino, Slumdog Millionare, New in Town and Hotel for Dogs. Which movie was number 1, which is falling fast or holding steady and what does it mean for the future of H-wood?

JAN 29TH

THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT: PART REMAKE - PREVIEW REVIEW

WHAT’S UP GOOD MOVIE LOVERS!?

TThe Remake Rape of cinematic classics continues with the defilement of the 1972 Wes Craven audience boundary-pushing horror cult hit THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. Will it be as disturbing and shocking as the original? Does it have a new creative angle? Are the messages, themes and meanings reworked to apply to our current times? Or is it just H-Wood cynically changing the wrapping on an old present and regifting because we have short term memory? Take a journey through this 4 PART!!! PREVIEW REVIEW as we search for the Movie Truth! The player below has all 4 videos linked, so just click, watch, click, watch and repeat!  Enjoy and LONG LIVE GOOD MOVIES!

JAN 25TH

BOX OFFICE BREAKDOWN

The numbers are in for the Box Office Weekend of Jan 23rd -25th, that means there’s only one thing left for us to do: BREAK IT DOWN!

includes analysis of Paul Blart Mall Cop, Underworld Evolution, Gran Torino, My Bloody Valentine 3D, Slumdog Millionare, Bride Wars, Inkheart and Hotel for Dogs.

JAN 21ST

FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE BODY COUNT

WHAT’S UP FRIDAY THE 13th LOVERS!?

The Friday the 13th remake/reboot/reimgagining/re-profiting is about 3 weeks away. One of the major reasons we all love watching Jason movies is the creative ways the man in the hockey mask takes out his victims. If this remake succeeds at anything, let’s hope it adds some imaginative kills to the Jason legacy.

The best way not to repeat the past is to remember it. So, let’s take a look back at EVERY SINGLE ON SCREEN MURDER Jason has EVER committed!

Be warned, the gory stuff has been censored, but still, this isn’t for horror movie rookies and wannabes.

It’s a 3 part vid that’s been playlisted below. Just watch, click, watch, repeat. Enjoy!

P.S. Yes, the dude in the freeze frame of the vid below is George McFly! Crispin Glover was in Friday part 4 - now you have to watch it!

JAN 18TH

BOX OFFICE BREAKDOWN

The numbers are in for the Box Office Weekend of Jan 23rd -25th, that means there’s only one thing left for us to do: BREAK IT DOWN!

Includes analysis of Paul Blart Mall Cop, Gran Torino, My Bloody Valentine 3D,,Notorious Hotel for Dogs.

JAN 11TH 2009

MY BLODDY VALENTINE: PART REMAKE - PREVIEW REVIEW

WHAT’S UP GOOD MOVIE LOVERS!?

The Remake Rape of cinematic classics this year starts with with the defilement of the 1981 low budget sleeper hit. It was never a “deep” story and it’s goal was really to one-up the gore and violence for slasher films back in the day. But, why is it getting the remake treatment? Is it’s story THAT interesting? Was it a great idea that didn’t realize it’s full potential? Or is it just H-Wood cynically changing the wrapping on an old present and regifting because we have short term memory? Take a journey through this 2 part preview review as we search for the Movie Truth! The player below has the 2 videos linked, so just click, watch, click, watch and repeat!  Enjoy and LONG LIVE GOOD MOVIES!

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