YOUR LIFETIME STATS:

Your life span is 75 years.

That’s 900 months.

3,900  weeks.

 27, 375 days.

657,000 hours.

39,420,000 minutes.

2,365,200,000 seconds.

That’s what you have to work with...now lets break it down even further.

From age 0 thru 10 we don’t really do anything besides sleep, eat, play and sh#t.

That’s 87,600 hours gone.

So there’s 569,400 hours left in your life.

Now let’s assume between all nighters in school, 12 hour sleep binges after parties and adult responsibility of work most of us will sleep 8 hours a day everyday for the next 65 years.

So from age 10 to 75 we’ll all sleep 8 hours a day.

That’s 189, 800 hours gone.

So there’s 379,600 hours left in your life.

And lets say that from age 10 to 22 in school roughly from 8a to 3p during the weekdays, that’s 7 hours for grammar school and high school and roughly the same for college - 2 to 3 classes a day that average about 7 hours. But that’s only from September through May, so that’s 8 months out of the year.

That’s 15,456 hours gone.

So there’s 364,144 hours left in your life.

And lets say from age 22 to 65 you’re working a standard 8 hour a day job during 5 week days for 43 years.

That’s 89,784 hours gone.

   So there’s 274,360 hours left in your life.

But, lets say that you get 3 weeks a year off for vacation and sick days. That’s 15 work days of 8 hours off for the next 43 years which equals . So add that back on for a new total of 279,520 hours.

That’s plus 5,160 to your life.

So there’s 279,520 hours left in your life.

That’s a remainder of 279,520 hours of free time from age 10 to 75 that you can use for free time.

But let’s get real, from age 65 to 75 you pretty much spend time focusing on health problems, writing wills and going to church full time to make up for the spiritual neglect during the “bladder control” and “natural hard-on years.”

You probably aren’t going to be watching any more movies because:

1) you’ve seen all the good old ones you want to see.

2) You shortly forget you’ve seen them after watching them thanks no short term memory.

3) You don’t have any “leisure” time. The Reaper’s close and movies aren’t on the list of importance.

4) Other than Cocoon, there aren’t many movies made for people over 50.

So those 8 hours that  were once spent working during the 22-65 years are now being used for old people time above.

That’s 20,880 hours gone.

   So there’s 258,640 hours left in your life.

Now lets factor in the unmentionables, eating 3 times a day will equal about 2 hours, so from eating alone let’s say that number from ages 10 to 75 will be 47,450 hours of eating.

That’s 47,450 hours gone.

     So there’s 211,190 hours left in your life.

And lets consider the combined hours from all the bathroom breaks taken per day equals 1/2 hour, for 65 years.  11,862

That’s 11,862 hours gone.

     So there’s 199,328 hours left in your life.

And lets consider grooming. Avoiding the male/female clichés of how much time we spend getting ready to present ourselves to society. Let’s say, on average, between showering, drying, spraying, shaving, brushing, combing, deciding which clothes to wear, putting them on and crossing the threshold to the outside world, that it’s 1 hour a day from age 10 to 75, so that total is 23,725 hours.

That’s 23,725 hours gone.

     So there’s 175,603 hours left in your life.

That’s about 7 hours a day from age 10 to 75 that you can do whatever you want with.

So that means if you watch just one movie per day from 10 to 75 that you have 5 hours left. And what about dating, banging, parties, TV, sports, talking on the phone, Instant Messaging, etc....you must be very careful with those 7 hours a day.

Can you afford to spend 2 hours watching a bad movie? Or see a movie that is a bad remake of a movie you’ve already seen?

TMPC is here to help you use your lifetime wisely.

Ask yourself, can you afford to lose 2 hours to a bad movie when you already know it’s bad but want to see it because you’re not listening to your good movie instincts?

Remember, 7 hours of free time a day.