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Do you know who Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are? If you do, then you’re probably already in line at the theater.

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Anyone remember Ghost? That Demi Moore/Patrick Swayze movie? Well, re-imagine it this way: Demi Moore dies, then Patrick Swayze and Whoopi Goldberg hook up and Demi’s ghost tries to break it up.

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Exactly what it sounds like, a Hippie horror movie: Some college kids trip on Irish magic “shrooms” and during their visions they can’t tell what’s real or imagined, especially when it comes to a mysterious force that’s stalking them.

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Adam Sandler produces Steve Zhan and some Apatow regulars in this maybe funny story about hosts of a wildlife show that need better ratings so they decide to go hunt Bigfoot.

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Another J-Horror remake of the original with the same name. Jessica Alba gets an eye transplant and soon becomes able to see the supernatural level of reality. How about getting some eyes that can recognize sh*t scripts.

8th

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So like 20 years ago there was this movie called Romancing the Stone starring Michael Douglas (you know, Catherine Zeta- Jones’ husband) and Kathleen Turner. Just know Kate and Matt are no Mike and Kathleen.

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(Note: there are no Paris jokes in this paragraph) Okay, so this is about a guy that wants to hook up with Paris but ends up falling for her ugly friend. It’s low budget with B-List actors but with an A-List message. If you can stand Paris for 80 minutes, enjoy!

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Sort of like Dane Cook’s Tourgasm. This follows VInce and 4 comedians around 30 cities, documenting activities on and off stage.

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Martin Lawrence is a successful talk show host that leaves Los Angeles to reunite with is family in the south - a place where Martin’s career has been for the last few years.

14th

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A guy discovers he has the ability to teleport himself anywhere on Earth. He soon discovers others with this same ability and is dragged into an ongoing war between good and evil.

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Here’s an interested bed time story: Daddy tells his daughter about the time he fell in love with mommy. Only, he tells the story of three women he dated and the daughter has to guess which one ended up being mommy.

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Because Step Up took place in buildings and rooms, part 2 takes it to the next level -the streets! If you like to look at man biceps, tone female abs, belly buttons and see Matrix-style dance moves then you better Step Up to your local theater!

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Basically, a Chronicles of Narnia wannabe about two brothers and a sister who are pulled into a fantasy world of magical creatures.

15th

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Cloverfield took Blair Witch to the next level with it’s “reality” camera point of view during a monster attack. Now the father of Zombie movies does the same thing: young kids try to survive zombipocolypse while their camera records everything.

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A sixteenth century story about a marriage based in alliance between a Mughal emperor and a Rajput princess that results in true love...aw, isn’t that nice.

22nd

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Mos Def works at a video store. Jack Black, his friend, accidentally erases all of them. Demanding customers want their movies! So, Jack and Mos decide to remake all the movies themselves. This is gonna be fun.

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Take Ferris Bueller, mix in a little Mumford and sprinkle a bit of Rushmore and viola! You have a story about a high school misfit that becomes the underground school shrink.

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Based on the true story of Nazi Germany’s efforts to counterfeit money in order to finance the war effort with the help of prisoners in the concentration camps! Now that’s stuff you wouldn’t believe if it didn’t really happen.

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It’s New Years Eve and a mysterious “signal” has jammed communications and at the same time is influencing people to go berserk killing crazy. Some dude has to save his girl during the insanity.

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Winner of “Least Metaphoric Title”, Vantage Point is about is about the ”vantage points” of 8 different people involved in an attempted presidential assassination .

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Yes, that’s Larry the Cable Guy and yes, that’s Jenny McCarthy and yes, it’s really called Witless Protection.

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