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Bad Movie Terror Alert Warning System - Battle Field Earth

BATTLEFIELD EARTH TERROR LEVEL

INDICATES THE CHANCES OF SEEING A BAD MOVIE IN THEATERS IS SEVERE. 

THERE ARE MAYBE ONE OR TWO SOMEWHAT GOOD MOVIES AVAILABLE IN THEATERS DURING THIS ALERT.

Bad Movie Terror Alert Warning System - Along Came Polly Movie

ALONG CAME POLLY TERROR LEVEL

INDICATES THE CHANCES OF SEEING A BAD MOVIE IN THEATERS IS HIGH. 

THERE ARE ONLY A FEW AVERAGE MOVIES AVAILABLE IN THEATERS DURING THIS ALERT.

Bad Movie Terror Alert Warning System - Men In Black

MEN IN BLACK TERROR LEVEL

INDICATES THE CHANCES OF SEEING A BAD MOVIE IN THEATERS IS MODERATE. 

THERE ARE A HANDFUL OF AVERAGE MOVIES AVAILABLE IN THEATERS DURING THIS ALERT.

Bad Movie Terror Alert Warning System - Return of the Jedi

RETURN OF THE JEDI TERROR LEVEL

INDICATES THE CHANCES OF SEEING A BAD MOVIE IN THEATERS IS UNLIKELY. 

THERE ARE A GREAT NUMBER OF GOOD MOVIES AVAILABLE IN THEATERS DURING THIS ALERT.

Bad Movie Terror Alert Warning System - The Godfather

THE GODFATHER TERROR LEVEL

INDICATES THE CHANCES OF SEEING A BAD MOVIE IN THEATERS IS VERY UNLIKELY. 

THERE ARE A MAJORITY OF GOOD MOVIES AVAILABLE IN THEATERS DURING THIS ALERT.